Episode 2 of The Piano Tuner, by Ignacio Noe.
This does not belong to me, but it needs to be shared.
Enjoy. Try to find his other stuff. His art is amazing.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Another Stupid Work Dream
I drove for hours to some big commercial site, new construction, trucks and gear all over the place, techs and loud machinery crawling everywhere. I didn't have any parts so I was waiting for Jas, he had them.
I decided to scope out the job. It was a zoo. You couldn't move anywhere without tripping over air-hoses and extension cords, bonking your head on projecting crap, and mostly staying out of the way of busy workers and moving equipment. The whole job was problematic, 1 inch holes needed to be blasted through concrete, everything needed masonry anchors, the ducting guys were using every available inch of plenum space, and cops were giving out parking tickets to anyone they felt like, for no particular reason.
Finally I got a hold of the girls in the office and they told me Jas was sick. No parts. I did all this for nothing.
I found my way back out of the dungeon to find that my truck (and tools) had been towed away.
It's the only time I ever cried in a dream.
I decided to scope out the job. It was a zoo. You couldn't move anywhere without tripping over air-hoses and extension cords, bonking your head on projecting crap, and mostly staying out of the way of busy workers and moving equipment. The whole job was problematic, 1 inch holes needed to be blasted through concrete, everything needed masonry anchors, the ducting guys were using every available inch of plenum space, and cops were giving out parking tickets to anyone they felt like, for no particular reason.
Finally I got a hold of the girls in the office and they told me Jas was sick. No parts. I did all this for nothing.
I found my way back out of the dungeon to find that my truck (and tools) had been towed away.
It's the only time I ever cried in a dream.
Friday, August 6, 2010
Work Dream
I woke up this morning at 4:30am after a long and arduous work dream. These suck. It's like I never get a break from work even when I'm home.
I didn't have to get to the site until 8, so Megan and I snuggled for an extra hour. She made my lunch while I had a good lingering crap doing a crossword. Thanks again Megan.
I made my big cup of dark roast, kissed her, we told each other to be careful. I said "See you this afternoon", and left.
The van was doing fine so I headed off to #3-8257 121A St. I was a few minutes early as usual so I did a drive-by then drove around the block for the hell of it, parked, finished my smoke, then bounced over the speed bumps and parked in front of their garage.
I was in a town-house park, 2 storey mirror image dwellings called Kennedy Glade. These were older places, at least 20 years, so it was not what I was expecting, especially from the retarded misinformation on the work order.
I didn't have to get to the site until 8, so Megan and I snuggled for an extra hour. She made my lunch while I had a good lingering crap doing a crossword. Thanks again Megan.
I made my big cup of dark roast, kissed her, we told each other to be careful. I said "See you this afternoon", and left.
The van was doing fine so I headed off to #3-8257 121A St. I was a few minutes early as usual so I did a drive-by then drove around the block for the hell of it, parked, finished my smoke, then bounced over the speed bumps and parked in front of their garage.
I was in a town-house park, 2 storey mirror image dwellings called Kennedy Glade. These were older places, at least 20 years, so it was not what I was expecting, especially from the retarded misinformation on the work order.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Friday, January 1, 2010
Rihanna Punch&Fuck Doll©®(tm)
Is it just me or does she annoy you too?
Remember those old inflatable punch bags? They looked like bozo the clown or whatever. They had sand in the bottom, you'd punch them and they'd bounce around and stand back up.
How about one of those made with Rihanna's face? You could pose it and knock it down. It's got a fuck-hole in front and back, plus an extra one up high where her mouth is.
Betcha that'd be popular.
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